歌手: eminem 发布时间：
Producer：illadaproducer/Ronny J/Eminem
I'm just gonna write down
这首歌我只遵循我的第一感观
My first thoughts see where this takes me
看看我能写成什么样
Cause I feel like I wanna punch the world in the f**kin' face right now
因为我现在只想往这个世界丑陋的脸上狠狠来上一拳
Let me explain just how to make greatness
就由我来讲一讲怎样才能造就伟大
Straight out the gate I'm 'bout to break it down
开门见山 我直接出招将你们瓦解
Ain't no mistakes allowed but make no mistake I'm 'bout
失误是不被允许的 但我是零失误选手
To rape the alphabet I may raise some brows
我挑个眉就把字母表玩到爆
If I press the issue just to get the anger out
我只是泄泄火就被请上了头条
Full magazine could take Staples out
所有杂志就会铺天盖地地报道
Savage but ain't thinking 'bout no bank account
21 Savage他只惦记着自己的存折
But b**ch I'm off the chain like Kala Brown
但我就像Kala Brown那样已经挣脱了拴在脖子上的铁链
Motherf**ker shut the f**k up when I'm talkin' lil' b**ch
当我发话的时候 那些小字辈们都给我噤声
I'm sorry wait what's your talent
抱歉 等等 你们的天赋是啥
Oh critiquin'
大评论家
My talent
我的天赋
Oh b**ch I don't know who the f**k y'all are
伙计 你们算哪根葱
To give a sub-par bar
你拉低业界平均水平
Even have an opinion if you you mention me
但是心思却活络
Millions of views attention in news
你提起我以博取百万流量的热搜
I mention you lose lose for me win win for you
我提起你却是我自降身份，便宜了你
Billions of views your ten cents are two
你就算一文不值也能有数以亿计的曝光度
Skim through the music to give a sh*t reviews
草草过一遍我的歌就给出差评
To get clicks but b**ch you just lit the fuse
藉此吸引点击量 但是碧池你实则点燃了导火索
Don't get misconstrued business as us
别曲解我的意思 我们各有业务
Sh*t-list renewed so get sh*t to do
垃圾榜单更新了 所以你们得制造新垃圾
Or get dissed
而我则被轻视
'Cause I don't get what the f**k half the sh*t
就因为我
Is that you're listening to
对你们在听的这些垃圾音乐完全无感
Do you have any idea how much I hate this choppy flow
你知不知道我对这种洗脑的话风有多厌恶
Everyone copies though probably no
所有人都抄来抄去 也许构不成抄袭吧
Get this f**kin' audio out my Audi yo adiós
让这些稀烂的音频滚出我的奥迪
I can see why people like Lil Yachty but not me though
我能理解为什么人们宁可喜欢Lil Yachty也不喜欢我
Not even dissin' it just ain't for me
这都算不上是轻视 只是我不是那派的
All I am simply is just an MC
我所想做的只是简简单单当个MC
Maybe "Stan" just isn't your cup of tea
也许你只是不好Stan那口
Maybe your cup's full of syrup and lean
可能你的杯子里装满了糖浆和紫水
Maybe I need to stir up sh*t preferably shake the world up
也许我最好趟一下这摊浑水
If it were up to me
震撼这个世界 因为我就是主宰
Paul wants me to chill y'all want me to ill
Paul想让我冷静 而你们都希望我发疯
I should eat a pill probably I will
我该吃药了 也许我会吃
Old me kill the new me watch him bleed to death
曾经的我不断谋杀全新的我 看着他流血而亡
I breathe on the mirror I don't see my breath
我往镜子上哈气却看不见自己的呼吸
Possibly I'm dead I must be possessed
可能我已经死了 我绝对是着了魔
Like an evil spell I'm E-V-I-L evil spelled
就像是恶魔的诅咒 我是邪恶化身 恶魔诅咒了我
Jam a Crest whitestrip in the tip of my d**k with an ice pick
用一把冰镐把佳洁士洁白牙贴镶入我的下体
Stick it in a vice grip hang it on a spike fence
再用老虎钳把它牢牢钉入
Bang it like a pipe bench
再用扳手将它挂在尖头栅栏上
While I take my ballsack and flick it like a light switch
当我捉起我的下体 然后像照明开关那样轻弹它
Like vice-president Mike Pence
就像Mike Pence当选副总统那样轻而易举
Back up on my sh*t in a sidekick
和我的老班底一起重操旧业
As I lay it on a spike strip
就算我选择的路坎坷艰难
This are things that I'd rather do than hear you on a mic
这才是我该做的事而不是听你们唱垃圾歌
Since nine tenths of your rhyme is about ice and
因为你们的歌词九成都是关于冰
Jesus Christ man how many times is
上帝啊 有多少次又有多少人
Someone gonna f**k on my b**ch
想从我的感情生活下手
F**k my side c**ck
你永远不会看到老姆依赖瘾品创作
You won't never see Em icy but as cold as I get on the MIC
但我拿起麦克风的威力却一样凶悍
I polarize sh*t so the Thames might freeze
我的作品和你们的是云泥之别 泰晤士河都会为之结冰
And your skull might split like I passed you upside it
你的头盖骨被我碾碎 就像我从你头上从天而降
B**ch I got the club on smash like a nightstick yeah
我就像夜勤警棍那样直接砸门闯入夜店
Turn down for what I ain't loud enough
为啥要小声
Nah turn the Valium up
我的音量还不够大呢 来 继续加大音量
'Cause I don't know how I'm gonna get your mouths to shut now
因为除此之外我不知道要怎样才能让你闭上聒噪的嘴
When it doesn't matter what caliber I spit at
当我说唱的才干都显得不再重要
I'll bet a hundred thousand bucks
我敢赌上十万美金
You'll turn around and just be like
你一定会转头 就像这样对人说
Man how the f**k sourpuss gonna get mad just
那个牢骚鬼咋就就发疯了呢
'Cause his album sucks
因为他的新专太烂
And now he wants to take it out on us
现在他还想把惨淡的销量怪在我们头上
But last week an ex-fan mailed me a copy of the Mathers LP to tell me to study
但是上周 一个以前的粉丝寄给我一份Mathers LP的复件 让我好好学着点
It'll help me get back to myself and she'll love me
她说那会让我找回我自己 然后她会继续爱我
I mailed the b**ch back and said if I did that
我给那个女人回了邮件 说若我那么做了
I'd just be like everyone else in the f**king industry
我就和这个行当里的其他人没有区别了
Especially an effing Recovery clone of me
尤其是那张该死的Recovery居然还抄了我
Didn't I think
我没想到
So finger-bang chicken wang MGK Iggy 'zae
所谓的手指帮 鸡肉王 枪爷 一姐 AZ
Lil Pump Lil Xan imitate Lil Wayne
李鹏 李先 都是模仿坎爷
I should aim at everybody in the game pick a name
我应该瞄准这个圈子里的每个人 随便挑个名字
I'm fed up with being humble
我已经很谦虚了
And rumor is I'm hungry
但流言却说我胃口很大
I'm sure you heard bumblings
我确信你们都听说了
I heard you wanna rumble like an empty stomach
我也听到你们饥肠辘辘想要捞金
I heard your mumbling but it's jumbled in mumbo-jumbo
我也听到你们含糊地嘀咕 但却像念咒一样口齿不清
The era that I'm from will pummel you
我所来自的那个时代会让你连遭重创
That's what it's comin' to
这就是你要遭受的
What the f**k you're gonna do when you run into it
当你处于这种境地你能怎么办呢
I'm gonna crumble you and I'll take a number two
我会将你瓦解粉碎
And dump on you if you ain't Joyner
如果你不是Joyner Lucas的话我就要对你挑剔
If you ain't Kendrick or Cole
如果你不是Kendrick Lamar或者J Cole
Or Sean then you're a goner
或者Big Sean 那你算是废了
I'm 'bout to bring it to anyone in this b**ch who want it
谁想对号入座我就是在针对谁
I guess when you walk into BK you expect a whopper
我猜当你走进汉堡王的时候你会想要个皇堡
You can order a Quarter Pounder when you go to McDonald's
你去麦当劳点个牛肉芝士包不就得了呗
But if you're lookin' to get a porterhouse you better go get Revival
但你若是想要上等牛排你最好去买我的上张专辑
But y'all are acting like I tried to serve you up a slider
但你们装作像是我在企图操控滑杆给你们上菜
Maybe the vocals shouldA been auto-tuned and you would have bought it
也许声乐作品本来就该自动调音 而你会很乐意买单
But sayin' I no longer got it
但是却说自己从来不修音
'Cause you missed the line and never caught it
因为你漏念了一行词并且永远唱不出
'Cause it went over your head because you're too stupid to get it
因为这东西超出了你的脑容量 你蠢到根本学不会
'Cause you're mentally retarded but pretend to be the smartest
因为你智力迟钝却要装作最为聪明
With your expertise and knowledge but you'll never be an artist
守着你那专业技能和知识 但你永远当不成艺术家
And I'm harder on myself than you could ever be regardless
而我对自由永远比你更严格 无论如何
What I'll never be is flawless all I'll ever be is honest
虽然我永远不可能完美无瑕 但我会永远诚实
Even when I'm gone they're gonna say I brought it
就算我不加理会 他们也说是我先挑衅的
Even when I hit my forties like a f**kin' alcoholic
就算是在我酗酒的那段时期
With a bottle full of malt liquor
瓶中灌满了麦芽酒
But I couldn't bottle this sh*t any longer
但我无法再忍耐下去了
The fact that I know that I'ma hit my bottom if I don't
事实上我知道我已经跌到人生谷底了
Pull myself from the jaws of defeat
如果我不振作 不从失败中吸取教训
And rise to my feet
并且迈开我的脚步的话
I don't see why y'all even started with me
我甚至不会意识到他们为什么都要从我开刀
I get impeached
我开始抱怨
My enemies die
我的对头都死绝了
I don't cease fire 'til at least all are deceased
我不会平息怒火 起码要等到他们全都倒下
I'm eastside never be caught slippin'
我来自东岸 从不会因为小偷小摸被逮捕
Now you see why I don't sleep
现在你知道我为什么不睡觉了
Not even a wink I don't blink
我甚至眼都不眨一下
I don't doze off I don't even nod to the beats
我不会打盹儿 甚至不会跟着节奏打瞌睡
I don't even close my f**kin' eyes when I sneeze
我甚至连打喷嚏都不会闭眼
Aw man
人啊
That BET cypher was weak it was garbage the thing ain't even orange
BET颁奖典礼上的那段伴奏太弱了 简直是垃圾 甚至连特朗普都不敢提
Oh my God that's a reach
我的老天爷 那可是重点范围
Shout to all my colorblind people
在这里我得对我的色盲朋友们喊话了
Each and every one of y'all
每一个朋友
If you call a fire engine green aquamarine
若你们把消防车都看成绿色
Or you think water is pink
或者认为水是粉色的
Dawg that's a date
兄弟那是一个枣椰子
Looks like an olive to me
我怎么看着像橄榄
Look there's an apple
我怎么看着像橄榄
No it's not it's a peach
不是吧 明明是个桃子
So finger-bang Pootie Tang Burger King Gucci Gang dookie dang
所以手指帮 大波党 汉堡王 古驰帮 辣鸡罢了
Charlamagne gonna hate anyway
无论我说啥Charlamagne都会恨我
Doesn't matter what I say
别在意我说了什么
Give me Donkey of the Day
给我颁发最佳蠢货奖吧
What a way for 2018 to get underway
2018年该从哪条路起航
But I'm gonna say everything that I wanna say
但我会说出我想说的所有话
Welcome to the slaughterhouse b**ch yeah
欢迎来到屠宰场 母猪
Invite them in like a one a day
一天邀请一个
I'm not done
我还没完呢
'Cause I feel like the beast of burden
因为我感觉自己像是一只身负重任的野兽
That line in the sand was it even worth it
说唱的门槛已经低成了这样 难道应该吗
'Cause the way I see people turnin'
因为我看着人们转变方向
Is makin' it seem worthless
让它变得越来越劣质
It's startin' to defeat the purpose
已经开始违背本质了
I'm watchin' my fan base shrink to thirds
我眼看着我的忠粉锐减到三分之一
And I was just trying to do the right thing but word
我只是想要做正确的事情
Has the court of public opinion reached a verdict
但我的言论却被公众舆论所裁决
Or still yet to be determined
或者还在待审中
'Cause I'm determined to be me critique the worship
因为我已经决心保持本色 我就是要批判那些推崇特朗普的脑残
But if I could go back I'd at least reword it
但是若我能够回到过去 我起码还能重述一遍
And say I empathize with the people
然后说说我有多同情那些人们
This evil serpent sold the dream to that he's deserted
整天被道德沦丧的奸人兜售那些连他自己都不信的谎言
But I think it's workin'
但我想那会有用的
These verses are makin' him a wee bit nervous
这些歌词会让他有点微微紧张
And he's too scurred to answer me with words
他太害怕回应我的歌词
'Cause he knows that he will lyrically get murdered
因为他知道他会被我的嘴炮谋杀
But I know at least he's heard it
但我知道他起码听到了我的歌
'Cause Agent Orange just sent the Secret Service
因为特朗普政府向我派遣了特工
To meet in person
私下和我会晤
To see if I really think of hurtin' him
想知道我是否真的想攻击他
Or ask if I'm linked to terrorists
或是盘问我是否和恐怖分子有联系
I said only when it comes to ink and lyricists
我说 那只是我想写下的歌词罢了
But my beef is more media journalists
但我的矛盾更多的是和媒体人
Hold up hold up hold up
等等 你说啥 没听清
I said my beef is more meaty a journalist
我说我的矛头更多的是对准媒体人
They can get a mouthful of flesh
我可以写出又长又拗口的歌词
And yes I mean eating a penis
没错 我的意思是吃我的那儿吧
'Cause they been panning my album to death
因为他们把我的专辑批得一无是处
So I been giving the media fingers
所以我一直朝媒体朋友们竖中指
Don't wanna turn this to a counselling sesh
我不想把这变成心理疏导
But they been puttin' me through the wringer
但他们一直在折磨我
So I ain't ironin' sh*t out with the press
所以我才不想给媒体写什么歌
But I just took this beat to the cleaners
但我还是糟蹋了这伴奏