歌手: eminem 发布时间：
You find me offensive
你要攻击我
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
我则会还击你的
Hence if I should draw out a line any fences
我则会还击你的
If so to what extent' if any' should I go
如果是这样我应该没底线到什么程度
Cause it's getting expensive
真是越来越贵了
Being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
我在法庭上可是防守的一方
They say I cause extensive psycholgical nerve damage to the brain
我在法庭上可是防守的一方
When I go to lengths this far at other people's expenses
当我尽力付给其他被我诋毁的人的钱的时候
I say you're all just too god damn sensitive
我就说你们都太敏感了吧
It's censorship and it's downright blasphemous
这肯定会被和谐
Let's end this sh*t now cause I won't stand for this
结束吧我简直受不了了
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
克里斯托弗里夫也会坐不下去的
And let's clear this up too I ain't got no beef with him either
赶紧澄清这件事儿吧我可没有和他有过牛肉
He used to be like a hero to me
他曾经对我来说就像个英雄我
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
曾经有一张25美分的贴纸呢
On my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
旁边是达斯维达的的一台冰箱
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
达斯诅咒他
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
我发现我错了，因为
I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luther
我把他贴在了达斯和莱克斯卢瑟中间
I killed Superman I killed Super Man
我杀了超人，我干掉了超人
And how ironic that I'd be the bad guy kryptonite
多讽刺我变成了大坏人
The green chronic
那个极品大麻
Cause i ain't got no legs or no brain
因为我没腿啊，没脑子
Nice to meet you
因为我没腿啊
Hi my name is
你好我的名字是
I forgot my name
我忘了
My name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
可不是我的名字让我取得今天的成就的
My soul is possessed by this devil
我的灵魂已经被恶魔掌控了
My new name is
我的新名字是
Rain Man
雨人
Now in the bible it says
在圣经上说
Thou shall now watch two lesbians in bed
你不能错过两个百合在床上
Have homosexual sex
同性在亲热
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
当然了除非你被同意加入
Then of course it's intercourse and it bisexual sex
然后这就成了真正的亲热，双性的哟
Which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
这也没错，只要你反省你自己的行为
Either before' during' or after performing the act of that which
无论是之前或之后，或者正在进行中的行为
Is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
都称作咱通常说的那个词儿，你懂得
That are more used by today kids
现在的孩子都习惯这么说
In a more derogatory way
用一种更贬义的方式
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
但是谁能说，什么是该说的，什么又是不该说的
Let ask Dr Dre
来问一下德鲁博士吧
Dr Dre (what up )
德鲁博士，怎么了
I got a question if i may (yea)
我有一个问题，嗯？
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yea)
基佬可以打高尔夫吗，是的
And watch his butt butt when he tees off (yea)
在他开球的时候盯着他的翘臀，是的
But but i ain't done yet
但我还没说完呢
In football a quarterback yells out hut hut
橄榄球比赛里四分卫会喊哈特，哈特
While he reaches in another grown man's a**
当他跑到了另一个大男人的屁股里
Grabs on his nuts' but just what if
干柴烈火了，但是只是万一
It was never meant' it was just an accident
我不是那个意思，这假设是个意外
But he tripped' fell' slipped and his penis went in
他摔倒了，然后他就
His teeny' tiny' little' round hiney
人家的玲珑的屁股里，他不是故意的
And he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
但是他萎缩了一下
And I don't need to go into any more details
我就不说这么细了，你懂得，但是
But what if he pictured it as a female's butt
如果他想象成这是一个女人的翘臀
Is that gay I just need to clear things up
那这是不是就算是一个基佬呢，我只是需要讲明白这个事儿
Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because
直到我以后走到哪都是个直男，因为
Cause i ain't got no legs or no brain
因为我没腿啊，没脑子
Nice to meet you
你好
Hi my name is
我的名字是
I forgot my name
我忘记了
My name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
可不是我的名字让我取得今天的成就的
My soul is possessed by this devil
我的灵魂已经被恶魔掌控了
My new name is
我的新名字是
Rain Man
雨人
You find me offensive
你觉得我好斗
I find you offensive
我觉得你也是
Sh*t this is the same verse' I just did this
跟第一段一样了，唱过了
When am I gonna come to my good senses
当我感觉好了
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
布什就站在我这边了吧
My spider senses telling me Spider-Man is nearby
我的蜘蛛感应告诉我蜘蛛侠就在附近
And my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop a** canister
下一步我就要捉他了，然后我用杀虫剂好好喷他一顿
God damnit Dre where's the god damn beat (yea) anyway
该死的德鲁，你的伴奏呢，来了
Anyway I don't know how else to put it
好吧，我都不知道该怎么说了
This is the only thing that I'm good at
这是我唯一擅长的事儿
I am the bad guy kryptonite' the green chronic
我是个坏人，氪石，那个极品大麻
Demonic' yep yep' don't worry I'm on it' I got it
恶魔，好的别担心我能行
High-fived Nick Lechey' stuck a pin in Jessica's a** and walked away
我能行，尼克来击个掌，在杰西卡的头上插根针然后走开
And as she flew around the room like a balloon
然后让就像个气球撒了气一样在房间里乱飞
I grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can
我抓起最后一个鸡肉金枪鱼罐头扔进垃圾桶
And flew my a** straight back to the Neverland Ranch
然后变大了，我扑向了梦幻庄园
With a peanut butter jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
充满了花生酱果冻鸡肉金枪鱼三明治
And I don't even gotta make no god damn sense
我甚至都没有意识的
I just did a whole song and I didn't say sh*t
唱完了整首歌而且我都没有说该死
Cause i ain't got no legs or no brain
因为我没腿啊，没脑子
Nice to meet you
你好
Hi my name is
我的名字是
I forgot my name
我忘记了
My name was not to become what i became with this level of fame
可不是我的名字让我取得今天的成就的
My soul is possessed by this devil
我的灵魂已经被恶魔掌控了
My new name is
我的新名字是
Rain Man
雨人
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