Greatest Of All Time-Eminem

I'm a goat

And for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is

It means the greatest of all time

And I consider myself one of those

So thank you very much here it goes

This is the part I was worried about

Everyone thinks that my career is down the tubes

And I'm in some dusty garage inhaling them carbon monoxide fumes

And everyone's telling me what I should do

And how I should come out and what to rap about

And I know I got a lot up in my

Medulla oblongata that I gotta get out

And I'm not sure how this is gonna come off

They're probably gonna think that

I'm coming off as c***y haha

Like I just started giving a

F*** what you really think about me

See the thing about me

Is you don't really know a thing about me

Everyone's making a stink about me

Like there's some kind of a

Aura of that of the king around me

Surround me with nothin' but

Gangsters killers and bangers

And the most dangerous criminals

And I feel like I'm more comfortable around

Them than I do my own m***********' neighbors

But see my dream is to be

Remembered as one of the best when I leave

Why does it seem like I'm not even put

Up in the same category as other emcees

So when Weezy says that he's better than Jayz

Please be that just subliminally

Means he thinks Jigga's the best and that he's

The only one up in that league see

And it's easy just to consider me one of

The greatest white rappers there is

Knowing god d*** well that I'm one of the

Best god d*** rappers that ever lived period

I'm a goat

And I don't mean to gloat

But I know what I know and I know what you think

And these magazines'll never put it in ink

Because how would it look if they considered me as a goat

And for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is

It means the greatest of all time

And I consider myself one of those

So thank you very much here it goes

Maybe they figure that I'm on my way out the game

So they gotta go try to find e'm a new Eminem

Or a new Shady if they think it's gonna happen

Man I thought I was crazy

Or maybe I could be takin' it wrong and they're

Tryna pay homage to me in a strange way

So let me pay homage to my fellow white

Competitors almost in the same way

See you hardly ever do hear anyone even

Bringing up that Paul Wall's white

'Cause lyrically he doesn't pose a threat

To anyone see he's just aight

And Bubba Sparxxx he just won't write

Because he's so caught up in that snow white

That Timbaland can't even get him in the studio

He's so gone off that c**e right

And it's so sad 'cause he's d**e right

America's next great white hope right

So now they feel like they gotta come up with some

Corny a** white rapper show right

And which I'm still havin' mixed feelings about

They said it'd be real I'm just spillin' it out

There's somethin' about a white boy talking

Black and runnin' around with a d*** grill in his mouth

And I love when the say that Tiger Woods s***

Isn't it ironic that the best rapper's

White and the best golfer's black

And I'm the one who's gotta catch

All the flack offa' that

But these are the people who never had

Heard of an Eminem until 8 mile had came out

But I had already hit middle America

Parents had all got to likin' me now

When suddenly I wasn't such a bad guy

All of the hatred for me must've died

Thought I committed career suicide

So I had to turn back into the bad guy

So f*****y f*****y f*****y gays

And God made Raggedy Ann and Andy

Not Raggedy Andy and Andy and Andy

And Angelina Jolie is just another ho

And Brad is a sucka' because once I f*** her

She wants to go to Somalia to adopt another baby

You know what I say no

You better save some of them kids from Madonna

She needs all the publicity she can get

You want a Shady Well you got it man

I ain't apologizin' for s***

I'm a goat

And I don't mean to gloat

But I know what I know and I know what you think

And these magazines'll never put it in ink

Because how would it look if they considered me as a goat

And for those of y'all who don't know what a goat is

It means the greatest of all time

And I consider myself one of those

So thank you very much here it goes

Man I'm takin' my ball and goin' home man

S*** is too easy

Nobody even wants to pass me the ball 'cause

I'm a goat

So don't worry I'm out the m***********' game

And y'all can sit and argue about who's the m***********' best

But y'all know that

I'm a goat

And like I said I'm one of the m***********' best

Before you get your panties in a m***********' bunch

I'm a goat

But before I go I'd like to say f*** you very

Much to everybody who wasn't there from the start

And thank you very much to everybody who was

I'm a goat

And y'all ain't gotta say it just think it

'Cause I know that you know that

I know that you know that I know that you know

I'm a goat

Hahahaha

I'm out y'all

It's been real I'm a goat peace