Chemical Warfare-Eminem

You are now listening to the sounds of Shady

And Alchemist Alchemist Alchemist

Got an axe in the duffel bag couple of fags

Stuffed in the backseat muzzled and gagged

Wrapped in bubble wrap two lesbians a couple hustler mags

Now grab the Pez dispenser fill it up to the max

With muscle relaxers the governor of Alaska

She lusts when I ask her to shove my Polaski sausage up in her a** huh

While we hover over Nebraska shootin' at the f**kin' buffalo pasture

In the helicopter man I can't f**k her no faster

She's screamin' grab my titties Shady suck on those bastards

But I ain't no sucker I won't snuggle up with her after

I'm a gigalo b**ch I look like the juggalo rapper

Every day man I just seem to get a little bit doper

Sh*t back down man I'd rather lick on a scrotum

And eat the f**kin' Octomom's p**sy lips with some okra

While I watch Whoopi Goldberg scissor with Oprah

While Rosie p**sy-farts and takes a piss on the sofa

Get a boner and play dick swords with the Jonas

Brothers your motherf**kin' mother's aroma's

Like no other I keep thinkin' of her smothered in Somas

It's chemical warfare drop bombs like Saddam

I'm bringing the drama like Barack Obama

Playing rock em' sock em' robots with the Octomama

I'm vato loco homie I'll c**k those llamas