So Much Better (Clean)-Eminem

Lyrics by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

Composed by：Luis Resto/Marshall Mathers

Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto

You ******* groupie

Pick up the goddamn phone

***** where the **** were you Tuesday

With who you say

I wasn't at the studio ***** what'd you do

Screw Dre

You went there lookin' for me

Boo that excuse is too lame

Keep playin' me you're gonna end up with a huge goose egg

You fake lyin' slut you never told me you knew Drake

And Lupe

You wanna loose two legs

You tryin' to flip this on me

If I spent more time with you you say

"Okay yeah and I'm coo-coo eh"

Well screw you

And I'll be the third person who screwed you today

Oh fourth Dre Drake Lupe oohm touché

You were too two-faced for me

Thought you was my number one true-blue ace

But you ain't and I can't see you

When you make that wittle boo-boo face

'Cause I'm hanging up this phone boo

You make my ******* Bluetooth ache

You're feeling blue

Too late go smurf yourself

You make me wanna smurf and puke blue Kool Aid

Here's what you say to someone you hate

My life would be so much better

If you just dropped dead

I was layin' in bed last night thinkin'

And then this thought just popped in my head

And I thought wouldn't **** just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead

I would feel so much much better

Think I just relapsed this ***** pushed me over the brink

Hop on the freeway tryna get some time alone and just think

'Til the cops pulled me over but they let me go 'cause I told 'em

I'm only drivin' drunk 'cause that ***** drove me to drink

I'm back on my **** h*es with a whole new hatred for blondes

But bias

I hate all ******* the same baby come on

Excuse the pun but ***** is such a broad statement and I'm

Channelin' my anger through every single station that's on

'Cause a woman broke my he-art I say "he-art"

'Cause she ripped it in two pa-arts and threw it in the garbage

Who do you think you a-are

***** guess it's time for me to get the dust off

And pick myself up off the carpet

But I'll never say the L-word again

I lo-lo-lo-lo lesbian

Aaahhh I hope you hear this song

And go into a cardiac arrest my life'd be so much better if you just

My life would be so much better

If you just dropped dead

I was layin' in bed last night thinkin'

And then this thought just popped in my head

And I thought wouldn't **** just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead

I would feel so much much better

'Cause you told me

You'd love me

Forever

***** that was a lie

Now I never

Wanted someone to die

So bad in my ******* life

But **** it there's other fish in the sea

And I'ma have a whale of a time

Bein' a single sailor for the night ***** on a scale of

One to ten **** I must be the Holy Grail of

Catches ho I got an Oscar attached to my ******* name

De La

I might hit the club find a chick that's tailor-made

For me say **** it kick some shots back

Get hammered and nail her

These ******* tryin' to get attached

But they're failin' to latch onto the tail of

My bumper they're scratchin' at the back of my trailer

Like I'm itchin' to get hitched yeah I'm rich as a *****

But ******* ain't **** I'd rather leave a ***** in a ditch

***** you complain when you listen to this

But you still throw yourself at me

That's what I call pitchin' a *****

That's why I'm swingin' at this chicks on-site

Long as I got a bat and two balls it's foul

But my d**k's on strike

So all that love **** is null and void ***** I'm a droid

I avoid Cupid stupid Wasn't for blow jobs

You'd be unemployed

Oye-yoy-yoy man-oh-man your boy-boy-boys

Gettin' sick of these girls-girls-girls oink-oink-oink

You ******* pigs all you're good for is doink-doink-doink

I got 99 problems and a ***** ain't one

She's all 99 of 'em I need a machine gun

I'll take 'em all out I hope you hear this song

And go into a cardiac arrest have a heart attack and just

Drop dead and I'ma throw a ******* party after this 'cause yes

My life would be so much better

If you just dropped dead

I hate you

I was layin' in bed last night thinkin'

And then this thought just popped in my head

You made me like this way

And I thought wouldn't **** just be a lot easier

If you dropped dead

*****

I would feel so much much better

I'm just playin' *****

You know I love you