歌手: eminem 发布时间：
Oh
Oh
Oh
I don't know dude
I think everybody's all jealous and sh*t
'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band dude
And I think follow me got a f**king problem with me dude
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
So I get off stage right drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
Sup
Ladies my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like
Oh my God it's him
Becky oh my f**king God it's Eminem
I swear to f**king God dude you f**king rock
Please Marshall please let me suck your cock
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas
All the chicks start yelling all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star sh*t it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
My band my band
My band my band
My band my band
My band my band my band
Baby yeah
You just wanna see a n**ga backwards don't you
Adat
How come we don't rap on Pro Tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph you's a liar
And no I'm Swift oh I thought you were Kuniva
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room
'Cause my sh*t is looking smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap see it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact tryin' to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back
Look at Em's little punk a** thinking he the sh*t
Yeah I know man by himself taking all the flicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
No I had an interview not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck man
I ain't going to soundcheck
And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man
I'ma say something
Ayo Em
You got somethin' to say
Man nuttin
I thought you 'bout to tell him off wassup
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew
Man I was 'bout to talk right after you I swear
Aww man whatever I swear man
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
They say the lead singers rock but the group does not
Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts
Ayo it's
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time I hear
Hey dude I love your band
We ain't a band b**ch we don't play instruments
So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
Proof carry my bag
B**ch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage security in my way
Who the f**k are you
Where's Obie and Dre
God d**n it I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose yourself video I was in the back
Superman video I was in the back
For the media I got some suggestions
F**k Marshall
Ask us the questions
Like who's D12
How we get started
What about Eminem
B**ch are you retarded
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big a** stomach b**ches think I'm cute hey sexy
50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half and then couldn't get up
F**k D12
I'm outta this band
I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my a** apart
To know that you don't know my name
Man f**k this