歌手: eminem 发布时间：
Written by：Marshall Mathers
You claim if you get knocked by the cops
你宣称 如果你与警察交火
You'll give 'em not even a statement
你会直接将他们击毙 甚至不留一丝谈判的余地
Walk in the arraignment s***t the bailiff
经常被传讯 开枪袭击法警
Karate kick the plaintiff
用空手道教训对手
Gotti with the stainless
你陶醉于你这无聊的把戏
I'll just call it shoddy entertainment
我只会将这一切命名为无聊的自娱自乐
If y'all was in the party gettin' faded
如果你们在这场派对上现身 你们这些平庸之辈就会相形见绌
On molly had the audience sedated
让大家先吞云吐雾一番 冷静冷静
You wouldn't catch a body if it fainted
你只敢去欺负那些奄奄一息的人们
Probably let it fall and hit the pavement
或许你只敢挑衅那些更加弱小的人群
But you'd be the first lobbyin' to claim it
但是你会大肆宣扬你的战绩
***** stop bein' a lame
小子 不要再如此差劲
Your hobby isn't robbery and dismemberin' body limbs
你并不擅长抢劫或是肢解尸体
Like you was Tommy Lynn Sells
装得跟变态杀手似的
And chainsawing them in the basement
在地窖中肢解尸体的方法
Hardly fits your job description
一点都不符合你的描述
Ain't nobody dippin' out the back of the club like Oh my God he's trippin'
不是没人目睹过你在酒吧后面喝醉时的丑态
Only time you get the blade is probably with the dang lawn equipment ain't it
你唯一操作刀片的时候 就是你在操作除草机的时候 不是吗
Wouldn't take a bobby pin and wave it
我看你更适合像个女人一样涂脂抹粉
I need to stop bein' debated
我要停止着无聊的争论
You're still copyin' Xeroxing I'm still coppin' a feel
你只是在复制别人而已 我只面对真实的自己
Like Bill Cosby at will popping a pill then spill Oxys in Jill's coffee
就像比尔一样随性 尽情享受** 然后吐在Jill的咖啡里
Then send her out to the hotel lobby a lil' wobbly and still groggy
然后再把她送出酒店大堂 头昏眼花 步履蹒跚
This blonde ****'s reprehensible misconducts never sensible
这个金发碧眼的美女应该要受到谴责 她是如此不通情达理
Kiss my butt my set of principles is gone
膜拜我吧 我的底线已经被你们打破
But 'til I get the President to respond
但是直到我等到总统的回应
My pen and pencil is a missile launcher
我只能用我的歌词来宣泄出我的怒气
And send it to Mitch McConnell
我把枪口对准麦克康纳
Just as big of a b**th as Donald
他就像唐纳德一样无耻
****'s on bruh
满口胡言
Let me sing this **** soprano
让我将他们的无耻行径宣扬出来
While I do it pizzicato
当我把它谱写成歌曲
Ivanka stiff arm her
伊万卡 我会坚决地对抗她
While I'm hittin' on Melania
我也抨击着梅拉尼娅
And this song's for all ya
这首歌就是攻击你们的最好利器
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
因为没有人喜欢我 所有人都憎恶我
They want me to go eat some worms
他们想让我自食恶果
I hope you offended
我希望你会怒发冲冠
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
企图污蔑于我 向我身上泼脏水
But I'ma make you eat your words
但是你永不会得逞
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
你可以试图打败我 但是你最好给予我支持
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
因为你只会让情况变得更糟而已
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
因为我发誓当我开始战斗的时候 我就不会停下脚步
'Til everybody eats my turds
直到所有人都把我奉为神明
These drums and hard snares bring out the worst in me
这些阴谋诡计只会让我释放出心中的恶魔
Like Justin Ross Harris at a nursery
就像哈里斯大开杀戒那样
Goin' ham at candy yam on nanny cam
你们就像那些老弱病残一样 被我随意踩死
I'm gettin' handys with the zanny Xannys in the Caddy armrest
我肆意地挥霍着金钱 开着豪车巡游
I'm imagining objects so I'm batting cobwebs
我热爱物质带给我的刺激 我会建立一座属于我的王国
From a daddy longleg
像一只蜘蛛那样建立起自己的领地
And Hamtramck got the panoramic camera
将我的这番作为尽数记录
Xanax a banana hammock and a Santa hat
我服下镇静剂 躺在舒适的吊床上 带着诙谐的圣诞帽
I'm smellin' like a damn mechanic
我就像是个性感的机械师一样
With a chick that looks like Janet Jackson with a Spanish accent
陪伴我的是 一个长得很像珍妮杰克逊却有着西班牙口音的美女
Twice your age and I'm actin' half it
我比她年长很多 但是我假装与她同岁
Grow up Nah
让我长大 绝不
Not that I know of y'all
我对你们不止有这一点了解
Basement just got a frickin' overhaul got a stripper pole installed
地下室刚刚翻修了一道 还安装了跳舞用的钢管
Started rollin' all through those Klonopins like a bowlin' ball
让这些患有自闭症的人都像保龄球一样晃动了起来
Like an overdose on twice the ratio of Propofol and go through no withdrawal
就像服用了过量的**那样 不要让你们的激情退去
While I get ********
当我与混血儿纵享欢愉的时候
And give a facial to an interracial blow-up doll of Rachel Dolezal
我就用实际行动蔑视着那些女权主义者
You're so appalled em so's my manager
你是如此让我惊为天人 就像我的合作伙伴一样
***** I'm amateur **** a pro career
小妞儿 在这方面我很业余 说唱才是我的长项
Coast is clear but nowhere to go from here
海岸是个清净的好去处 但是我们却困在这里
And nobody's close so don't compare
千人千面 不要与其他人比较
They ain't nowhere near I'm way over here
他们不会来打扰我们 我才是你的当务之急
My competition can't see me
我让我的对手们望尘莫及
'Cause I don't own a mirror
因为我根本看不见你们的身影
But Marshall you are terrific so smart and gifted
但是马歇尔 你是如此优秀 聪慧和天赋异禀
I'm so narcissistic when I fart I sniff it
我是如此迷恋着自己 我对自己有无限的热爱
Do a fake dab to smell my armpits whiff it
于是就做了一个假轻拍用来嗅嗅我腋窝的气味
Your anxiety's throwin' gang signs
你焦虑起来把帮派的标签都给抛弃了
But I made strides with these R**e lines
但是我却轻松地跨过了这些陷阱
I'm cuttin' back on women hate crimes
我让女人们对我愤恨至极
Like Ray Rice when he FaceTimes
在社交软件上大放厥词一样
Bang bang bang bang time
现在是你们这些虚伪的人的表演时间
Dang knives'll butcher them gay wives
还有拿起那小刀屠杀那些同性恋者的妻子
You're gonna need sutures the same size
你需要按照相同的尺寸缝合起来
As the blade I push into captcha
就像我之前拿起刀片那样做的一样
When I pull 'em like sleigh rides
我的手法是如此轻松随意 驾轻就熟
Gotta stab a b**th at least eight times
我是如此天赋异禀 永不会感到疲倦
To make it on Dateline
我会享尽这人间之欢
I came to stake my claim like a canine
我会紧紧守护住我的原则
Waitin' in a buffet line
感受生活中的美好
So Kellyanne Conway I'm a really bad hombre
你看我是个这么棒的家伙
Come play belly dance on me
快来跟我一起玩耍 与我享受欢愉
I've been making wedding plans all day
我整日都梦想着与你喜结连理
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
因为没有人喜欢我 所有人都憎恶我
They want me to go eat some worms
他们想让我自食恶果
I hope you offended
我希望你会怒发冲冠
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
企图污蔑于我 向我身上泼脏水
But I'ma make you eat your words
但是你永不会得逞
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
你可以试图打败我 但是你最好给予我支持
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
因为你只会让情况变得更糟而已
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
因为我发誓当我开始战斗的时候 我就不会停下脚步
'Til everybody eats my turds
直到所有人都把我奉为神明
Eight year old with the wordplay
在我八岁的时候 我就熟练地运用着双关语
Girl take this pole like a survey
女孩 你从这个方面可以了解我
Today wasn't my birthday
今天不是我的生日
But I'm caked up like a dessert tray
但是仍感到无比地幸福甜美
So we're in shape
因为我们是如此地登对
'Cause you're in a slurrin' state
因为你是如此地妩媚动人
I'm a ten you're an eight like
我是如此完美无缺 你正好与我相配
What I do before after and during R**e
我想让你加入到我的人生当中
You wanna get into a pissin' contest and find out who's better
你想要在你的众多追求者当中选出一个最棒的男人
And they made a fool out of what I pulled out him
毫无疑问 其他的男人跟我没有任何可比之处
R. Kelly with a full bladder
这个男人已经拼尽了全力
Non-high school grad I'm not a scholar
这不是高中时代 我也不是毕业生，更不是什么学者
But I'm so cold when I'm droppin' knowledge
当我中途退学的时候 我根本毫不在乎
My degrees is the same as I got in college zero
同理我的大学成绩为0
But nobody's hotter you owe me my respect
但却没人对这件事上心，这欠一个解释
I owe you nada like Haloti partner that blow me
对于你们我谁都不欠，想想你们揍我的时候吧
Told you I'm so dirty homie you can throw me in some holy water
告诉你我是如此肮脏 你可以用圣水将我清洗
With some floaties on
用源源不断的圣水将我清洗
And get the soap and try to get the Pope to hold me
我才刚刚被打湿 已经耗尽了你的所有努力
While you hose me off And nope I won't be washed
为何你要离去 不 我的灵魂还未被清洗干净
You hope to God I don't explode I gotta blow this spot up though
你向上帝祈祷 我不会为此生气 尽管我满身泥泞
I got a lotta more
我拥有很多的财富
I won't put the sugar coating on it though
我不会用糖衣炮弹来攻陷你
'Cause sometimes you can feel like your energy's expired
因为有时候你会感到你精力过剩
Rap's got you drained dead tired zapped
说唱让你感到筋疲力尽
You feel like a wet pile of crap
你感觉自己满口污言秽语
But look man like the feds buggin' my phone uh huh
但是你看 伙计 我就像掌握着这个世界的秘密一样
I get why you're tapped
我知道你为何仍然逗留在原地
But you gotta get your fire back
因为你熄灭了你心中的热情
Catch fire get upset and fire back
抓住你的热情 让你的内心重新燃起熊熊烈火
Is what I tell myself
那就是我一直告诉自己的事情
When times get bad
当时代变得糟糕
'Cause sometimes I might get sad
有时我也会感到忧虑
Well I take the same advice I had
好吧 我吸取了以往的教训
And tell myself like I used to tell Hailie when life's a drag
就像我告诉海莉那样 我也警醒着我自己 当生活让你感到沉重
Told her to do like her dad don't cry get mad
告诉她就像你的父亲一样 不要哭泣 释放出你心中的愤怒
'Cause little baby powders belong in diaper bags
因为照顾孩子总是如此繁琐复杂
I'm hyper by the time you see this side of me
我的精神是如此亢奋 这只是我性格当中的一面而已
I'm right in your ***
我的言论总是准确无误
Foot up it
为了守护我的原则
I stood up for the kid
会为那些在学校中
Who had to put up with the bullies at his school
胡作非为的孩子们
At his school
发声
You ain't have to have no money
你不能身无分文
Or go shoppin' just to cop a ******* attitude
或是压抑你的物欲 只为了维护那单薄的态度
Now my dough's amountin' to a mountain it's rised too high to count it
现在我腰缠万贯 财富如天边繁星
Never asked to be rich
现在我已不再追求财富
All I did was wish I had a dime for every time
我只希望可以珍惜每一寸光阴
That I was doubted
甚至会受到质疑
But then I think about it then I'm enraged
但是当我思考着这些事情 我就感到愤怒不已
'Cause I just figured out that if I was paid
因为我想知道 是否我要为此付出代价
For the time I spent to put the pen to the page
有段时间 当我努力经营着自己的事业
It'd be minimum wage
我却只能拿到微薄的收入而已
But it's embedded in my head I never hunted for the bread and butter
我只想让自己脱离忍饥挨饿的日子
What I wanted was to be the one that they was scared of
我想成为让人敬畏的领袖
But I'm never gonna get the credit for the sweat
但是我却没有足够的金钱来保障我的基本生活
And blood I put up in the pen
我只能把我的一腔热血付诸笔端
And when I'm dead I wonder will they put me on a pedestal
当我死去的时候 我想知道人们是否会把我送上神坛
Or forget I was ever this incredible
或者是将我遗忘 我对此感到不可思议
I guess I better go harder than ever 'cause I'll never get
我才要变得更强 因为我永不低头
Another ************ opportunity again
我要抓住每一个机会
To offend as many people with this I can simply because I can
去保护那些弱小的人群 因为我拥有这种能力
'Cause nobody likes me everybody hates me
因为没有人喜欢我 所有人都憎恶我
They want me to go eat some worms
他们想让我自食恶果
I hope you offended
我希望你感到怒发冲冠
And drag my name through the mud through the dirt
企图污蔑于我 向我身上泼脏水
But I'ma make you eat your words
但是你永不会得逞
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
You can try to hold me down but you better let me up
你可以努力击倒我 但是你最好给予我支持
'Cause you're only gonna make things worse
因为你只会让情况变得更糟而已
I hope you offended
我希望你感觉受到冒犯
'Cause I swear when I get up I'm never gonna let up
因为我发誓当我开始战斗的时候 我就不会停下脚步
'Til everybody eats my turds
直到所有人都把我奉为神明