The Real Slim Shady (Damitrex Remix)-Eminem

歌手: eminem 发布时间：2025-05-01 05:40:00

Lyrics by：Dmitry Bitunov

Composed by：Dmitry Bitunov

May I have your attention please

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door

And started whoopin' her a*s worse than before

They first were divorced suin' her over furniture

Agh

It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did did he"

And Dr. Dre said nothing you idiots

Dr. Dre's dead he's locked in my basement

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Please stand please stand

Please stand up please stand up

Please stand up

I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms

Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose

But can't but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

"My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips"

And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

And expect them not to know what a woman's c******s is

Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is

By the time they hit fourth grade

They've got the Discovery Channel don't they

We ain't nothin' but mammals well some of us cannibals

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records

Nope

Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

You think I give a d**n about a Grammy

Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

"But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird"

Why so you guys could just lie to get me here

So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

So I can

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up please stand up

Please stand please stand

Please stand up please stand up

Please stand up

I'm like a head trip to listen to 'cause I'm only givin' you

Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room

The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all

And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all

I just get on the mic and spit it

And whether you like to admit it I just s**t it

Better than 90% of you rappers out can

Then you wonder "How can

Kids eat up these albums like Valiums"

It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30

I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

Pinching nurse's a*ses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

He could be working at Burger King spittin' on your onion rings

Or in the parking lot circling screaming "I don't give a f**k"

With his windows down and his system up

The Real Slim Shady (Damitrex Remix)-Eminem

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