Em Calls Paul (skit) - intro-Eminem

Aye yo paul it's em

I got your call about the michael jackson thing

And i know that he's not

'Thrilled' about the video

What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'

Well i'll show him who's really 'bad'

Paul 'the way you make me feel' with these calls

You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror'

And tell him to 'beat it'

Because i 'won't stop till i get enough'

Do you 'remember the time'

We were watching the 'billy jean' video

Well he'll always be that michael to me

And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white'

Because i 'can't stop loving him'

And i hate plastic surgeons

And i hope they all f**king die

How do you like that

And i like him i like him a lot

I want to touch him but i can't

Excuse me i'm taking a shit

Sorry

Anyways call me back

I have this idea about how i want to end the show

So hit me when you get this message f**ker

Oh and by the way i know

I don't that new gone