My Name Is (Slim Shady Radio Edit)-Eminem

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Can I have the attention of the cl***

for one second

Hi kids Do you like violence

Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails

through each one of my eyelids

Uh-huh

Wanna copy me and do

exactly like I did Yeah yeah

Try'cid and get fu*ked up

worse that my life is Huh

My brain's dead weight

I'm tryin to get my head straight

but I can't figure out

which Spice Girl

I want to impregnate Ummmm

And Dr Dre said

Slim Shady you a basehead

Uh-uhhh

So why's your face red

Man you wasted

Well since age twelve

I've felt like I'm someone else

'Cause I hung my original self from

the top bunk with a belt

Got pissed off and ripped

Pamela Lee's tits off

And smacked her so hard

I knocked her clothes backwards

like Kris Kross

I smoke a fat pound of gr***

and fall on my ***

faster than a fat *****

who sat down too fast

C'mere slut

Shady wait a minute

that's my girl dog

I don't give a fu*k

God sent me to piss the world off

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

My English teacher wanted to

flunk me in junior high

Thanks a lot next semester

I'll be thirty-five

I smacked him in his face

with an eraser

chased him with a stapler

chased him with a stapler

Walked in the strip club

had my jacket zipped up

Flashed the bartender

then stuck my d*ck in the tip cup

Extraterrestrial

runnin over pedestrians

in a spaceship while

they screamin at me

LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS

Ninety-nine percent of my life

I was lied to

I just found out my mom

does more d*pe than I do

Damn

I told her I'd grow up

to be a famous rapper

Make a record about doin dr*gs

and name it after her

You know you blew up

when the women rush your stands

and try to touch your hands like

some screamin Usher fans

This guy at White Castle

asked for my autograph

So I signed it'Dear Dave

thanks for the support ***HOLE'

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Stop the tape This kid needs to

be locked away Get him

Dr Dre don't just stand there

OPERATE

I'm not ready to leave

it's too scary to die

I'll have to be carried inside

the cemetery and buried alive

Huh yup Am I comin or goin

I can barely decide

I just drank a fifth of vodka

dare me to drive Go ahead

All my life I was very deprived

I ain't had a woman in years

and my palms are too hairy to hide

Whoops Clothes ripped like

the Incredible Hulk hachhh-too

I spit when I talk

I'll fu*k anything that walks C'mere

When I was little

I used to get so hungry

I would throw fits

HOW YOU GONNA BREAST

FEED ME MOM WAH

YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS WAHHH

I lay awake and strap myself in the bed

Put a bulleproof vest on

and shoot myself in the head

BANG

I'm steamin mad Arrrggghhh

by the way when you see my dad

Yeah

Tell him that I slit his throat

in this dream I had

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is what

My name is who

My name is scratches Slim Shady

Hi My name is huh

My name is what

My name is scratches Slim Shady