Kurtis-Eminem

Nah man

Not quite finished yet

Girl I think,

You just might'a tried to pull a muh'f**king fast one, I'm mad

You just hurt my goddamn feeling, and that was the last one I had

Does this look like an arcade? Tryna play games?

See this saw blade? See the silhouette of a stalker

in your walk-way? Better co-operate

Or get saute'd and rotisseried while you're hog-tied

MC's get so quiet you can hear a muh'f**king dog whistle while I walk by

'Colt Seavers' on a mule, stuntin on that a** like the f**king Fall Guy

I don't gas my Mercedes at the mit, man I treat it like a Mogwai

Cuz it will turn into a Gremlin and run over kids, women and men

Vrinn-vrinn! Motor's so big you can fit a midget in his engine

B**ch, give me them digits while you're cringin'

Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin

While I spin spin even ten cents on you, since when

Do you think it's gonna cost me a pretty penny?

Shiit, if I think a penny's pretty

just imagine how beautiful a quarter is to me

Eenie meenie miney mo, Catch an eskimo by his toe

While he's trying to roll a snowball but,

Don't make him lose his cool

If he hollers better let him go ya'll

Now here we go go goooooo

Get up! Baby get a move on, Like a U-Haul

You can rack your brain like pool balls

You will never think of this sh*t

Yeah, honey you called?

Well here I come, Havoc on the beat, I reek it

Evil I see, hear and speak it

Lady put your money on Shady

F**k that other weak sh*t

Put your eggs in the same basket

You can count every muh'f**king chicken fore' it hatches

Cuz, you can bet your a** that we gone get it crackin'

Like a Kraken and Titans when they're clashin'

Get your brains bashed in so bad

You gone have Kurt Kobain askin

To autograph a bloodstained napkin

I'm fashionable and 'bout as rational

as a rash on a fag's asshole

Now let's take that line, run it up the flag pole with Elton

See if he's cool with it

Don't stand there and look stupid at me b**ch

I ain't in the mood for this sh*t

Get my kit, Google it till it pops up

Ya'll are so motherf**king full of sh*t that you're stopped up

Me I'm always shitting diarrhea of the mouth

Till your speakers crap out [fart

Girl you got a hot butt like a lit cigarette "Chik-Chigarette"

But you won't get a hot fudge Sundae from me

So do not strut my way, slut! Because.

Here we go go goooooo

And now that I got your panties in a bunch

and your bowels in an uproar

Im'ma show you why I kang xi

Stop asking me what the f**k for

Now look you little slut, cunt, whore know you want more,

b**ches tell I put the Mat back into Mathers

Cuz I'm a f**king problem, Run boy!

Every flow got it mastered

So every last word that you f**king fags heard

comes straight from the fishes a**, Yeah

In other words I'm a Bass turd!

Looking at me like I killed Kenny

Gassing the tank near steal plenty

No morals are instilled in me

So remorse I really don't feel any

Eat your heart out, Hannibal

Understandable why you're jealous, f**king animal

I got cannibal magnetism, cant resist him now, can ya hoe?

Shady, I don't understand your flow.

Understand my flow?

B**ch I flow like Troy Palumalu's hair, boy.

Don't you dare try to follow or compare, boy.

I'm raw, you ain't even medium rare

stay the f**k outta my hair, boy!

You can look, you can stare and point

But you can't touch since you're queer boy.

I don't get it man, is there a void

All this weak sh*t, what am I steroids?

Well b***h I'm back with some sh*t for that a**

and your trunk, Elephant hemorrhoids

And remember boys

Here we go go goooooo

Thank you for coming out

Hope you enjoyed the show

Till next time

haha

Peace!