White Michael Jordan

White Michael Jordan (白人的迈克·尔乔丹) - Eminem (埃米纳姆)

I'm like a white Michael Vick

Psycho enough to stick Michael J Fox in a microwave

With a rock

I might make a little alazae with a side of

Nyquil and a ride of motorcycle fight right through the

Side of my high school

Satans disciple with a sniper rifle and a knife and

A white diaper labble the sh*t on you while I

Snipe you

So dopy gets a ropy yes it's put inappropriate way

To start off this day he made us smart off

To dre

He may be hard to contain 'cause his rages so

Hard to gauge see hannibal ate his face and made

Jason gnawed off his leg

What makes him hard off her raises a blades and

Anything sharp even poisonous darts it all plays a major

Part in his game holy water won't ward him off

Crucifixes won't do the trick he's so sick it's ridiculous

Saw the crazy part off his brain and he stood

Insane why is there blood stains on his carpet mane

It's some crazy sh*t going on in shadys apartment again

News flash I'm still trashed some pills should have killed

My ass but they didn't they just made me stronger

It's like they rebuilt in my ass like the six

Million dollar man after the crash it's half the man

B**ch in my milk glass and still have fifty

Yeah tip me hell isn't enough they need to invent

Someone new to sing me as sick as I'm getting

They'll stick me in a conventional oven with the rotisserie

Setting and won't even notice me sweating

Should I dun layed a verse says some foul sh*t

Trying to go back fix it f**ked around and just

Made it worse

Yeah I'm back lookin no worse for where got these

Haters mad another rip of the hair start punching the

Air panicked someone to punch at the can functionin shady

And royce f**k yeah what a dysfunctional pair

So stop acting like a punk get a pair take

A pill and fall the f**k out spill your lunch

In the chair

I'll do a hundred yard dash just to slash kim

Kardashian in the ass with a shard of glass from

Nick hogans car crash human of like the passenger of

That don't be a smartass yeah laugh when you sit

There thinkin that the hard part passed

You haven't seen pain till leatherface flips mane I'll cut

Your f**king balls off homie my saws off the chain

I chop the b**ch in half with it sawed off

Her legs and the top half of her torso f**king

Crawled off and sang

I ain't seen sh*t like that since I went to

Mike Jacks took the hell of a man scoffed f**ked

It and put it right back handed my dick the

Buttholes while he sucked it and licked my nut sack

Can't even reach around while I f**ked him right in

His butt crack

Nah I ain't takin it back faggot f**k that I

Give a f**k about nothin so here's where you f**ked

Up at don't go touching that can man you don't

Wanna open up that wait ahh sh*t

Fade out