In the Cool， Cool， Cool of the Evenin’-Dean Martin

Sue wants a barbecue

Sam wants to boil ham

Grace votes for bouillabaisse stew

Jake wants a wienie bake

Steak and a layer cake

He'll get a tummy ache too

We'll rent a tent or tepee

Let the town crier cry

And if it's RSVP

This is what I'll reply

In the cool cool cool

Of the evening

Well 'em I'll be there

In the cool cool cool

Of the evening

You better save a chair

When the party's getting a glow on

Singing fills the air

In the shank of the night

When the doings are right

You can tell 'em I'll be there

We said the bumblebee

Let's have a jubilee

When said the prairie hen soon

Sure said the dinosaur

Where said the grizzly bear

Under the light of the moon

How 'bout your brother jackass

Everyone gave a cry

You coming to the fracas

Over his expected sighs

In the cool cool

Cool of the evening

Tell 'em I'll be there

In the cool cool

Cool of the evening

Slickum on my hair

When the party's

Getting a glow on

Singing fills the air;

If I ain't in the clink

And there's something to drink

You can tell 'em I'll be there

If I can find the right

Sock by eleven o'clock

You can tell 'em I'll be there

If you need a new

Face or a tenor off base

You can tell 'em I'll be there

If I can climb out of bed put a hat and hat

You can tell 'em I'll be there